Every Line Kate Upton Has in The Other Woman

Although she's featured rather prominently in the promotional materials, apparently Kate Upton's part in The Other Woman is similar in size to role Rihanna played in Battleship (2012).

Here, courtesy of Vulture, is every line Kate Upton utters in The Other Woman:

Hi.
What's going on?
I just can't believe he'd lie to me. I really thought we were soul mates. Oh my God, I am so sorry, I can't believe I just said that. You're his soul mate! I'm a whore.
You must hate me so much right now, but if it's any consolation, right now I hate me more.
How can you be so amazing you can be friends with your husband's mistress?
I think it's just sweat.
You seem so nice, and this whole time he had me believing you were the devil.
He said that you cheated on him and asked for a divorce.
I shouldn't have told you. I'm so sorry.
Wait, what am I supposed to do? You can't just leave me. Mark's gonna be back from the gym any minute.
You guys care if I smoke?
We could kick him in the balls!
You have us!
Yeaaaaah!
I like sheer shirts.
Hi.
This place is awesome, my neck was so tight. What's it called?
Can I have another drink?
Please? Come on, you'll love Dana.
Yes! Thank you!
Honey, this is Dana.
Nonstop, right?
He must be taking Viagra by the handful.
No!
Please don't. Please, please keep the lid on the pot.
I'll do it. I don't have a lot of feelings.
Oh man, I have a friend who could do it!
She's not a hooker, she's just a slut.
Yeah, me too.
One time, or two out of three?
Major breakthrough! Major breakthrough!
Yeah, he came over from work, and he had his computer with him.
No! I know I said I would, but you looked so sad when I won, and I couldn't do it.
I chickened out and said I had chlamydia.
This is it, Kate.
All you have to do is find out the bank he's using!
Kate, what's going on?
What's wrong with you?!
We're getting the band back together!
YOURS! YOU'RE THE CEO!
No.
You guys, I think I see a dolphin.
Well, if we're gonna wait till tomorrow, I think it's our turn to take this shit international.
I just started seeing someone. It's completely crazy and I don't know where it's going, but we just have that twinkle, you know?
Hi, Mark.
You told me you were getting a divorce, and that we were moving to Tuscany.
Yeah.
Divorce papers.
You know what, Mark? You're not a very nice person.
And even though it brought us together, let's never sleep with the same guy again.
Cheers.